This Store Sells the Weirdest Products We’ve Ever Seen and We Kind of Want All of Them

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John Summers • Contributor
May 2, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Every now and then, I fall into an internet rabbit hole so deep I start questioning my grip on reality. But this wasn't just a rabbit hole. This felt like I got sucked into a space-time wormhole, bounced off a few dimensions, and landed inside an Interdimensional Cable episode of Rick and Morty. On the other side? A store. A store so wonderfully bizarre, so utterly unhinged, that I stayed way too long and left with a cart full of questions and a mild craving for birthday snakes.

The store is called Obvious Plant, and it's basically performance art in product form. Their catalog includes things like a tiny plastic baby you're encouraged to swallow in order to "make a baby," an emotional support shoe, a pack of birthday snakes (not what you think), a funeral kazoo, and so many more fake-yet-somehow-real items that toe the line between satire and "okay but I do want this."

Scrolling through feels like browsing a gift shop in the Twilight Zone. None of it makes sense. All of it makes you laugh. Some of it will live in your head rent-free forever.

Check out the full store here, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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    Ages and up WARNING: Choking hazard May contain small parts LEG It is a man leg JUST LEG Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ INCLUDES FOOT! obvious plant
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    WARNING: If you see him Adult Collectible Not a toy you become him Ages 14+ YOU ARE NOW *ENHANCED SCURRY* obvious plant CORN MAN The spell complete It is permanent An amazing dream!
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    Birds Fly in a V formation because it stands for Vengeance. Their dinosaur ancestors once ruled the Earth. One day, they will come for us.
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    Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+6 obvious plant WARNING: You cannot unsee are you sure you are ready? A 312-INCH FLOPPY DISK THAT UNLOCKS THE GOAT INTERNET Goat Internet Master Disk VER 1.0 S/N: GOAT-W15-DOM AT LAST! -The forbidden knowledge of goat Obvious Plant Inc. LVWHO WΕΙ анг EW Штедл THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE IT 256 COLOR VGA Goat YouTube - Goat Amazon - Goat Allrecipes.com - MORE!
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    Adult Collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ Caller Reveal Patures & No-Muse Marker Unit #L053R Useless Man Now with clothing! s Mar This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! ✓Lazy ✔Unwashed Just lies around all day eating chips WARNING: This man is awful A He is the absolute worst Obvious Plant Toys, Inc.
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    F_... it let's Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ PRAY TO THE A WARNING: VENGEFUL do not cross the prawn UNIT #: N3WLORD PRAWN GOD Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! obvious plant
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    obvious plant Adult Collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ Make AWARNING DO NOT SWALLOW This is a joke UNIT: BORTH a Baby SWALLOW THE BABY TO MAKE THE BABY Be patient! Its growing! The amazing toy that you swalow and then poop out then you later then make a baby! Name ideas: Kent, Janeth, Benty, Kent, Rags, Brufus, Kent
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    obvious plant UNIT #RUNF45T-2 Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ WARNING: Work can be bad Do not let it kill you Quit YOUR JOB Resignation Letter RESIGNATION LETTER GET OUT OF THERE Dear (boss name or obscenity) I quit. This job has been (negative adjective) I am leaving to do (fun activity/nothing) Badbye, (name or obscenity) I AM A SERIOUS IT IS TIME TO BE GO
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    Gender natural! Emotional Support Shoe Clams and soothes! I'm love mine shoe obvious plant AGES 3+
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    Warning: Do not expect more from me this is all u get Unit #TRA5H Adult Collectible Not a Toy Ages 14+ Choking hazard Do not swallow * THOUGHTLESS GIFTS* Here are some rubber bands And a silica gel packet DESICCANT THROW AWAY DO NOT EAT GEL SILICA "DO NOT EAT • Zero effort. . I did not think about this at all. •You can just throw it away if you want ⚫ obvious plant
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    Warning: The card is the gift do not expect anything else UNIT: WA5T3 Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ obvious plant A BIRTHDAY CARD THAT YOU WILL JUST SKIM AND THE TRASH THEN THROW IN I have fulfilled TAR Such a waste Why did I buy this? I am giving you garbage Open to sign my obligation as a friend and/or relative CHACHING!
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    obvious plant Unit: TW1NS I SAW THIS WARNING: WEIRD VIBE but, like, in a good way, you know? Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ WEIRD FROG AND THOUGHT OF YOU GRUMPY SQUANT MAJESTIC HARUMPH SAME ENERGY
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    CITY BRICK CITY BHI HELY 99 VALU Adult Collectible. Not a toy Ages 14+ obvious plant Fashion Rats Sewer Beauty Warning: These rats are attractive May cause arousal Make me Includes wig! -Cut her hair! beautiful -Do a makeup! -Paint the her nails! AR FUL WARS WH WIVE
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    WARNING: Adult collectible choking hazard Not a toy Do not swallow Ages 14+ your pride May contain small parts obvious plant JOYLESS RETAIL WORKER -Minimum Wage -Standing -Being yelled at by customer because no reason just mad Organize the same shelf for 50 years until you die
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    MINIS & FR DIESEL obvious plant IAM BEGGING Adult Collectible Not a Toy Ages 14+ Choking hazard Do not swallow WARNING: She is flawed A But still deserve happy PLEASE MARRY MY DAUGHTER 9.9 Here are some gold coins... And an old goat A princely dowry for such okay lady! *Handsome woman* *Smells adequate* *Might cook or clean*
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    MAXIMUM STRENGTH OR NOT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS A PRESCRIPTION PILL THAT I FOUND ON THE Warning: caplet is empty. This product is not real. Nothing is real. obvious plant 1 CAPLET GROUND IT COULD BE FUN? Or might kill you? Maybe it's Molly? I don't know seemed like a waste to leave it they're
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    RCE NO TOOLS A WARNING: They also scat it is not good Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ obvious plant JAZZ CRABS SET OOO Pinchy Gillespie This what romance sound like Kenny C Shella Fitzgerald Squeedlee dee THESE CROBS CAN REALLY WHALE!
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    WARNING: You sound ridiculus Oh my god just stop Adult Collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ I have Hey got obvious plant idea WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR BIG DUMB MOUTH ADULT PACIFIERS Your opinion is….. Too loud Uninformed Embarrassing Very bad Haha just wow "Blah Blah Blah" That is what you sound like
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    sof emies 20 obvious plant WEIRD DOGS MC NEWS birt edua „nin mont Views psd eiri qeeИIW edino ni 92u ton one blids bas 29idsd Tirt erT ensqvsiq 1029nsiebed d'una bris ecoded nila yem milit 90 910 obviou plant
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    WARNING: NOT FRIEND but I also don't Adult collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ not like you yet! obvious plant ACQUAINTANCE BRACELETS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! ACQUAINTANCES NOT FRIENDS ACQUAINTANCES NOT FRIENDS WEAR THESE TO REMEMBER THAT ALTHOUGH WE KNOW EACH OTHER, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND
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    BURY ME IN MY EGG SHIRT I WANT TO WEAR IT FOREVER
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    VIDEO GAME not included ZERO GAME PLAY "A DISAPPOINTMENT" obvious plant VIDEO GAME JASON PONDER-SHRIMP GAME CHUG MAGAZINE Just the Instruction Manual for a More Fun Game Just THE INSTRUC TIONS FUN TO PRETEND REGULAR PRICE not GOOD VALUE Official Seal of APOLOGY This game is not good we tried our best obvious plant VIDEO GAME Super-Jeff CAME CONSOLE
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    Adult collectible obvious Not a toy plant Ages 14+ UNIT #5HAM3 WARNING: worthless maybe use as toilet paper? MY CHILD'S STUPID DRAWINGS they are terrible E R DUMB Y he has no talent nr (@) please take them I am so ashamed BAD AT ART R
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    obvious plant WARNING: choking hazard Don't swallow the animal STUPIDEST ANIMALS These creatures suck! Look at this thing it is so dumb! Adult Collectible Not a toy Ages 14+ UNIT #FOOL15H Human Beings Selfish Kill each other -Think they are smart but actually are very dumb
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    WARNING: The day is ruined There will be very little fun (if any) obvious plant Birthday For One No one is coming! You are alone! INCLUDES ONE PARTY BLOWER BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU WILL NEED It is so sad!
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    IT'S OFFICIAL! WARNING: NOPE CURE you will never be okay ADULT COLLECTIBLE NOT A TOY-AGES 14+ UNIT #: 1NF3ST Parasitic Brain Worms Symptoms include... Poor choices ✓ Babbling obvious plant Foolishness I knew it! Over all just very stupid ww SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED!
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    I like "Bagels because they are empty inside just like me
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    FOOPBALL 30:0:0:0:0:0:0:0 AMERICA'S SPORNT
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    mith All Two gifts and one! child Birthday Snakes obvious plant -Hug this one -Feed some chips -Hate this one -Deserves ridicule -Maybe a kiss? -Throw in trash? It's your day. The choice is yours! Krysmith
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    EVERYDAY PRICE 13.99 GREAT FOR KIDS! obvious plant Funeral Kazoo Comforting sound! Drowns outsobs and wails! Better than bagpipes! Sorry for you loss
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    Sorry if you didn't find this funny. here's an apology sock

    Warning: I have oopsied n' whoopsied OH NO obvious plant IT IS FILLED WITH MY REGRET ERROR APOLOGY SOCK A very happy I'm sorry MISTAKE MY BAD am SORRY
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